i just made this video
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
dude, why are you wearing a table.
*tips muppet* m’namana
I want to be on that boat purely because Sonic’s insanity probably makes for incredible on-board entertainment
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this
sleepy little meecoo ♥
College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"